Beating a Falco player gets me bricked up as Bowser. You practice tech skill. I practice fear. 🐢🔥

Patience is violence in slow motion.

No matchup knowledge. Just instinct and hatred.

I take pride in trying to learn new shit the first time being shown how to.

I remember everything.

Wisdom is either learned or earned.... Earning hurts more.

All that cape and flood just to get laddered twice. fuck mario he da opp. 🐢🔥

I still lose most my matches in SSBM usually do to falling off the ledge with his big stupid ass. But it's so fun lmao.

You call it pressure. I call it Friday.

Bowser vs Peach. Kidnapping wasn’t enough. Had to remind her who really runs the kingdom. 🐢🔥

unclepunch doesn’t teach you how to DI fortress. 🐢

Heavy main. Heavy consequences.🐢🔥

uhhhhh sir... this is my ledge....

$1100 electric bills in my area rn. Unimaginable.

This is fuckin MINTYYY

Tier lists don’t account for aura.

I used to get so mad when Naruto used Shadow Clones for EVERYTHING

I lost immediately after this lmaoooo.

I’d watch the mw2 party fill up and still not join for the plot.

Some girls go to school for years to become a RN. I was born one, n they wonder why there is a pay gap.