I’ve run out of funny tweets to make, its all down hill from here.

Why the fuck my cat like chewing on bananas

If Cloud9 wins worlds i will actually shave my head and dye it blue. Imma be lookin like ryze out here.

Im gonna just start lying on the internet and insist its the truth until people believe me and give me money

I just read the entirety of hells paradise in 6 hours and my brain feels like a plate of spaghetti without any meatballs or sauce.

Binging with babish gotta be my favorite bald dude

I love seeing the most horrendous disgusting horrible worst ever made vomit inducing sickening horrid putrid takes i have seen in my entire life on twitter.

Hate to be a bitch but honestly playing in the guardian games playlist for supremacy is the least fun crucible experience I’ve ever had and it is not close.

NONONONONONONONO ONO

This is what the grimace grind is all about

Few people i hate more than fnaf fandom members

Bungie explaining why they can’t make one armor set with 3.6 billion dollars #destiny #bungie

Ok what the fuck is the deal with random stair cases in the woods. I keep hearing it in supernatural stories like its supposed to be scary. I don’t get it.

shooting stars is one of the best songs made during the early 2010’s. it’s meme status made people look at it like a silly joke instead of the absolute banger it is.

I think an important thing to discuss is that centipedes are hellspawn and that millipedes are silly little guys. Like centipedes are actual demons from hell that will actively seek you out and destroy you but millipedes are just chill bro. They just undulate around and shit.

FRANCIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you're at a party, your friends decide to play a prank on you and lock you in the closet with a caramel apple. What's your first move?

Tom Macdonald is a cowardly fuck

suck my dick sean duffy