Taxi for Karius #p45 #LiverpoolVsRealMadrid

2 DPD_UK deliveries today, from 2 different companies. Delivered separately. Surely there must be a more efficient way 🙄

Jack critiquing the stationery though 😂 #LoveIslandfinal

Waiting for a pizza to cool down below molten-burn-in-hell before scoffing it has never been my strong point

Absolutely heartbreaking 😢 such a beautiful building and all that history... #NotreDame

Anyone else notice the weird face on ⁦Tommy Fury⁩ knee?! 😂

Great when you get the wrong lunch delivered and still get stung for delivery and service charge! Just Eat UK I’m hangry

Remember when American presidents were *just* stupid? 🥺

When Subway® UK forget the tuna on your TUNA sub, so you have to make your own... John West UK saves the day

Even IF you could present an airtight, irrefutable argument that it’s the parents fault, you know whose fault it never is? The children’s.

Thanks for ruining a hen do by cancelling my flight, shortening my holiday and refusing a cash refund easyJet trying to charge ££ for a change of airport was a lovely touch 🤬

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

#ClarksonsFarm is actually pretty brilliant. Loving #badnewscharlie 😂 every time he arrives it’s bad news and a shake of the head

Why do pubs think it’s okay to use silly names for the loos? I would prefer not to need a phd in poetry or mythology to work out which one is the ladies

Large fire at Liverpool Docks tonight BBC News (UK)

🚨Downing Street staff drank alcohol into the early hours at two leaving events the night before Prince Philip’s socially-distanced funeral, The Telegraph can reveal. Read more: telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/…

One of the best things I’ve seen today

Oh my, this is too perfect

Best #instructions ever?