Can I tell you how stupid it is that apple won’t help you get into your own products bc you’re an old idiot who cannot remember passwords

He’s stopping you bc he’s cute and deserves the clout

Trick or Treat, smell their feet!!

I’m gonna keep a tally my kids love these popcorn tins between now and Xmas how many will they eat this is 1…. I bet we take down 20-25. Rae picked this one out and is v pleased with herself

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 11 years of self deprecating tweets still going strong bby 😂😂

I seriously believed that the kids went back to school on Monday and was fully going to send them 😂😂😂😂

I really very seriously want a tuna salad sammy rn rn but I have no tuna 🥲

The fact that I am surviving the worst breakout of my adult life BC I switched from my $45 face wash to $2 WALMART BRAND HEAD AND SHOULDERS AS FACE WASH has me questioning my whole existence

The Walmart head and shoulders as face wash continues to heal my hideous acne I’m amazed 😂😂😂 Josh really knew when he said it worked no cap

Being alt is cool until your kid throws a fit while you lift her into the car and I shit you not, snags her front teeth on your earrings and rips your earlobe and tragus piercings

Rae leveled out of the weeb gymnastics and is in Reid’s class now and the two of them out there together is so cute I could barf