When he talks you through it>>>>>>>

If u ask me for money, I go ask u for doggy. I be like small pikin for your eyes

“bro” is basically gender-neutral at this point, everybody’s a bro

asake has no bad songs.

When you come over to smash a single mom but her kid is still awake😭😭😂

the masculine urge to guide>>>

i’ve said this before and i’ll keep saying it. Nobody can read with music and assimilate, it’s not just possible

omo, you sure say yakubu go fit manage this period?

I just wanna listen to good music.

omo, to meet girl in park is good but to park meat in girl is divine

Alhamdulilah! I tried my best.

perfume triggers memories

Advice don de too much on this platform, just crack your jokes and go nigga

stretch marks on the bum>>>>>>

Take dat risk nigga

we both freaky as hell we on the same freakuency

Your mum to your neighbor immediately your dad leaves the house

“How do you write women so well”Nicholson responds, “I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability”