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Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person

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We are amused

Q & A

Darren Bobroff must be a priest or a rabbi You didn’t even have to marry Tony Beamish to take his name

Thought for day: People who are into BDSM are also huge fans of stand-up comedy Scientists have discovered they have a thing for gags

No word of a lie

When you wish upon a star

Don’t bite off more than you can chew

It’s very naughty to smoke your socks Duduzane it makes you hallucinate and imagine all kinds of things that only exist in your imagination

I’m trying to set up two single friends on a blind date I tell the guy he’ll recognise her because she has really amazing nipples Fcuking autocorrect changed dimples to nipples

Note this is not an under-the-blanket statement that applies to all men 😜

My 3 year old said “Lisa your fingers are calloused from all the shit you tweet Why don’t you try some intellectual content worthy of your fucking audience for a change” Little p*^s is currently in time out on the naughty step for using bad language

A toast to good advice

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Ronald is living “on the smell of an oily rag” but was still able to afford to install a lift in his luxury home