addicted even after death call me xans undertale💯

got head while watching five nights at freddy’s, my dick was har har har har hard

All I fuck for Christmas is dudes

It’s beginning to suck a lot like Dickmas

You can’t say Yo queero taco bell anymore. you can only say yo LGBTQ taco bell. What is this world coming to

Darth Vader Ginsberg

suckthing dicked this way cums

pulling my soft dick and looping it around on my fingers like how they make taffy

pig doin dance be like Damn hit the oinky sploinky

religious war and sports are exactly the same. your side is determined only by blind loyalty that was decided for you by your birthplace and if you go against that, you die

Damn ! they fertilizing your ass on lawncare twitter

Guy at a gay soda fountain be like What’ll it be. Diet Cock. Dr. Penis . Or Mountin’ Dudes

Diet Soda , or as I call it, “Woke-a Cola”

me giving the divorce papers to my evil wife: Yeah I’m Serving Cunt

Chinese Freak Be like Let Me suck your General Toe’s

Watching Paulie Wontons on Chinese Sopranos

Yes it reaches my bellybutton *stomach so fat my bellybutton hangs to my balls *

pirate restaurant called Y’arrrrrby’s

Peel and eat pussy