What is it with LA squads just leaving guys at airports?

The pace metrics on this retirement tour are gonna be buried in the top right quadrant of Goldsberry’s next infographic.

Oh, when they said at home they meant AT HOME

No to CP3. Yes to CPJ. That is all.

This is an Evan Mobley resume tape tonight.

I came into tonight worried about what Clingan would be capable of in terms of creating second chances and cleaning up misses. He looks terrible so far. Can’t hold onto the ball and Evan is altering everything he puts up, even when he’s behind him. The Cavs are swarming him.

You have 28 free throws halfway through the third. I think you’ll be ok Portland. Maybe ease up on the whining.

A lineup with Lonzo, Dean, Bryant and Tomlin pouring in triples? Makes perfect sense.

The streets are saying the boos commenced when they put Jackson Flickinger on the Jumbotron.

Brad, I beg of you…. Please stop telling all of us that each Lonzo brick is a gift.

He made one!!!! It’s a miracle.

If the Canadians want the privilege of exposing the American marketplace to the Raptors, they should pay for the privilege. Elect me as NBA commish and I will impose a tariff of $250,000 on Toronto every time they cross our borders! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

My Spotify Wrapped (Creator’s Edition) has confirmed what I’ve long suspected. “Fear the ‘Fro” must be the official pod of record for thousands… nay, MILLIONS of Cavalier-loving women! Female ‘Fro faithful unite! ✊🏻

This is absolutely wild when framed in this context. It’s why diminishing Lebron’s resume with “it’s only a result of longevity” is more telling of the speaker’s motives than it is the subject. The degree of separation on that specific feat is unfathomable.

The issue isn’t “is Mobley the best piece the Bucks could get”. The issue is to legally make that Bucks deal you FIRST have to GIVE AWAY some mix of DG/Allen/Dre/Strus just for the privilege of trading Mobley with the leftovers. The young guys would have to fill a HUGE vacuum.

This feels like a game Pat Spencer will foul out of.

A 30-point quarter (combined)? Somewhere, Mike Fratello is smiling.

:: taps sign ::

Guys, guys, guys.... everyone does a lil' twirl from time to time. They don't all have to be the universal call. for a review.

JB learned his lesson. He’s never losing a locker room again.