About to watch the pumpkins... Hoping for a night of nostalgia

Watch another action movie, dream of me

Something like a menomena!?

Mostly losing

I'm bring a cure

If anyone wants to sit next to me i have an extra rockies ticket

Should have only bought one ticket

The guy behind us just said, 'oh shit dude, we were totally supposed to go to that funeral today and we came to the ball game instead...'

I haven't been this late to work since amy's birthday

I haven't been this drunk at work since yesterday

Donde estan las chelas guey?!

Just got fired

Gosh you're an upbeat lady

Buck russell

Gatsby's american dream. one of the best live shows I've ever seen

Just punted a wet banzai burrito!

American league baseball, brought to you by foster's... Australian for beer.

I aint happy, i'm feelin glad. I got sunshine, in a bag. i'm useless, but not for long. my future is comin on

My friends and family are fucking cool

The grandmother