My bestfriend is like family... But damn I would fuck the shit out of his sister

Rt if you've been shoe checked

I finger blasted the captains girlfriend last year turns out she had a furry rug down there

Oh you bought ccm skates because ovi has them please tell me more how sick you're right now because of them?

I feel bad for the kids who played AAA until majors you've missed out on some years in juniors

I hate the term plug and duster like honestly buddy lets be original here

Favorite hockey word. Giv'er

Anyone see domi sauce hard between the legs #dirty

So last year everyone became a kings fan this year it looks like Boston got more fans holy bandwagon people

I wonder how much pussy patty Kane has received

Legendary.

Happy Father's Day from Hartford Hockey!

10 Followers away from having 900!

#HabitsThatAreHardToBreak cracking my knuckles

JD on Bob winning the Vezina: "Deservedly so. He came to Columbus with his eyes wide open, driven to be the best." #CBJ

Got a quarter chub just thinking about Paulina Gretzky

Taking a dump with a chaw in no better feeling

#ThingsGuysDontSay I play soccer.

Well it's been awhile since I sauced a tweet