they had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise.

i hate you.

😟

i don’t think i have any magic for that. however, i do have a bit of advice : maybe refrain from indulging too much.

ah. alas… i’ve no magical cure for that either.

mm. [ a little disappointed he wouldn’t be acquiring new heels today. ] very well. i will take baked treats as… compensatory gifts.

perhaps. [ she hums, thoughtful, before shrugging gently. ] hazelnut.

afraid not, my dear. i could always steal one, if you’d like.

🤏🏻 #loki

oh! these never fail to make me hungry ── [ hands extending, waiting politely for her to hand it over. ✨ ]

… you certainly don’t know how to encourage one to steal. besides, i already stole one. [ holding it out. ] i believe it contains something inside you heat up in a microwave. and it’s shaped like a crab. quite charming.

[ happily accepting it and wasting no time in devouring it. ] mm…! wonderful as always, my dear. i fear i may sound like a broken record with how often i call your desserts perfection.

it’s always good to share my compliments with the baker. if i don’t, then… well, you know it’s an imposter.

// it me birthday hehehe

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// lrt chat i caved and made a johnny 😔 sorry for vanishing i just lost loki muse but if y’all wanna poke johnny you can