The part of Florida I like #clouds #storms #florida

Thanks Jerome. #FederalReserve (COUGH)

Nick Saban returns the call to Coach Prime

Did Will Reichard tie or pass Daniel Carson in the TAMU game for total points? #BAMA #RollTide #CrimsonTide #Alabama #Alabamafootball

Old people fall all the time. Here's 60 year old Tommy Tuberville falling down some stairs in 2014 before losing to UVA in... wait for it... the Military Bowl.

The year is 3023. Bryant Denny Stadium had to expand to 1,000,000 seats. Alabama is competing for national championship No. 450 People are still wondering when Nick Saban will retire.

Favorite Halloween costume of all time still is dressing my son as a sack of groceries in the 80s. #Halloween

Why isn't there a YOU SUCK emoji?

Whoever wins this game, I'm very impressed with this Michigan team. Roll Tide Roll 🐘 #BAMAvsMICH

My version of lowering the flag to half staff with my grandchildren being sad we lost. Well played Michigan, well played. #BAMAvsMICH #alabamafootball #rolltide #alabama #bama #collegefootball #rolltideroll #crimsontide #alabamacrimsontide #football #cfb #bamanation #sec #rtr

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#trump #corgis #biden Michael Cohen You can probably figure who is who.

Disco Betty (my mother) and I are ready for the #EclipseSolar2024

If you are ever in Flippin Arkansas (Yes there IS a Flippin Arkansas) make sure you congratulate the Flippin Firefighters for the Flippin Fantastic job they do! Now if they can just keep all the Flippin people that have invaded Flippin Arkansas to see the Feclipse under control.

To celebrate the launch of my new official memorabilia website jimmymac9.com. Im giving away a signed football card and 8x10. All you have to do to enter is follow me and retweet this post! 🐻

About the only thing I agree with Mike Lee on. FUNNY. Auditory anesthesia.

Listening to background music on my iPhone where it's just starting with A and going to Z. Right now it's going through Air Supply. HOLY COW. Why don't they have a warning label on the album(s) "USE WITTH CAUTION... MAY LEAVE PUDDLES"

As the shortest kid in school, I was a target for bullies. At age eight, I befriended a kind teenager who looked out for me. Years later, I learned that the Klan murdered him and two others for registering Black voters in Mississippi. Their bodies were found 60 years ago today.

Yes, your children look adorable on their first day back at school. 🤣🤣🤣 #gremlins