Oral sex needs to be taught as a college elective. Just saying.

40 is the new shut the fuck up.

Words can heal what silence broke.

If I knew you were gonna get all bent out of shape, I would have tweeted it sooner.

I thought about going somewhere. That was enough socializing for today.

We share them. We follow them. We love them. We spank them. We are confused by them. We are healed by them. We love words. Don't we.

Sorry I looked at your face selfie & mistook you for an embryo.

*passes out big bubble wands to everyone riding your emotional rollercoaster*

Always be you. Always be real.

Even my shadow walks ten steps ahead of me

in the shadow of the big screen everybody begs to be redeemed ♫

Well apparently decompression and stress release are not synonymous with an early sleep. Who knew?

Life advise from people in their twenties... No fucking thanks

Note to self: don't pluck your eyebrows after you've taken out your contacts

It's not personal it's just how can I follow you when i can't even understand you

So, apparently my account was taken over by some BabyFacesAssasin girl from Australia. Back in control now.