update they have entrapped me with cuddles

Thank you for taking time out of gobbling strangers shit to let us know what you think about trans people Kyle

the face of love and adoration I love him so much 🥺

CONDOMS ARE NOT BIODEGRADABLE save the turtles! have raw s3x instead!

my Friday is ur Monday 🤪

guys I was working out so much this morning that the carbon dioxide levels hit an all new high 💪

Verizon engineers right now

I should not be walking around acting like my life phone from yall is a burner phone with no service 😭

I bought the wrong one, had to return it, and now today THE ACTUAL PEN THAT WILL WORK IS COMINGGG

LUNCHBOXXXX

life advice: get high and listen to popnmusic BONUS TRACK 「すれちがう二人」and other tracks for over two hours

FINALLY heading to the dentist after waiting all weekend to find someone to give me X-rays so I can get a referral to pull them 😭

no one: the vsco girly who checked my wisdom teeth: one decayed, two are impacted, and if u leave that one in it will cause problems. and here’s some drugs until ur consultation for surgery 🥰❤️

omg they gave my wisdom tooth an enema???? perioddddd

girl this is a lil too close to home 😭

me at my me for today’s wedding Maki episode

BRO WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING???????? NAHHHH THIS IS INSANITY

im not gonna lie i had to reverse this episode back to watch this part it’s so good 😭

queen maki stan since day 1

no one: me: “I need a reindeer dad to protect me through the snowstorm” >the reindeer dad in question: 🎨 by 𝙜 𝙧 𝙞 𝙞 𝙛 𝙛 𝙯 𝙞 𝙞 𝙡 𝙡 𝙖 🔜 MFF