Everyone ever investing in #AML

Godwin's law updated: Any British conversation about the gold price will, inevitably, veer toward Gordon Brown

laughed out loud

Anyone fancy co-investing? A decade of anemic growth and general stagnation guaranteed, but at least there won't be any excitement

Genuinely baffled by the moves in the motor finance companies after their provision announcements. #STB, #CBG, #LLOY etc. It was patently obvious to anyone with a calculator that the whole sector was provisioning what it wanted to, not what was likely to be true

Make sure you get a license to rent out your home folks. Wouldn't want you to be engaging in any dangerous and societally helpful economic activity! We are about 10 steps past the caricature of ourselves

Really cannot see how #FDEV can hit their numbers based on lukewarm early sales of JWE3. Last year's earnings quality was a little sketchy, so they have some ground to make up already...