im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to bring a bucket of decoy wires to throw him off the scent of important ones? you bet. was the guy before me impaled by a forklift? legally i cant say. nevertheless,

Does anyone I know at Microsoft have a contact that could help my friend? cc Scott Hanselman 🌮

The quality of people that are getting cut is nuts

incredible

wow

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yes

Today's Substack is about the death of the myth of Elon Musk, and how his destruction of Twitter has become a public referendum on his own incompetency, arrogance, greed and desperation. Musk has publicly shown himself to be a Fraudulent King. ez.substack.com/p/the-fraudule…

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“We’re planning a multi server upgrade this weekend and were wondering if you’d like to be on call for it”

this

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Best newish emoji, ranked: 🫠🥲🫣🥹 I'm not thrilled about what this reveals about my state of mind lol

I knew there was a reason that I still preferred to use the Snipping Tool rather than that uppity Snip & Sketch that they kept trying to push lol

Rich Harris nystudio107 @jutanium I mean it works

mcyoung /@mcy.gay 🏳️‍🌈 henry 🌘 @arrdem Manish this is correct. the difference between bazel and nix is one of them is a waste of time that makes it impossible to use the computer, and the other one is also that but bereft of aesthetic value

Why do we have an emoji for “cat with heart eyes” but no dog? Blatant favoritism 😤

hire Ben!!!

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022