What the fuck.

I tried to bike through an open fire hydrant just now and the water was so strong that, coming at me sideways, it just FULLY STOPPED the electric bike and now I'm completely soaked through and yet still a lot more comfortable.

Is there a word for the feeling you get when your regular barber/hairstylist moves and you spend the next however many months/years hopping from place to place trying to find someone who is even half as good as he was?

It's much easier to tear something down than it is build it.

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You use unisex bathrooms all the time. Be serious.

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I mustache you a question!

So what you're saying is that you and plenty of people did not listen to the flight attendants - as required by law - when you were told to buckle your seatbelts for landing.

Any tenant who can find a rent-regulated unit can rent it as long as they meet standard income requirements. And you will never become mayor running on a platform which opposes that.

The "subscribe to my OF page and get this D**k as a reward" bots on Grindr have gotten out of control.

She ate yall right on up!

Because you didn't lead a prayer on the House floor when Melissa Hartman and John Hoffman were tragically shot. Instead, Republicans either mocked them or just flat out ignored it.

“Your son’s favourite colour is 5” is I sentence I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to stop thinking about

That's actually Robbie Williams as a monkey in his biopic, Better Man. Try to understand the references people make before you comment too quickly.

Today is the 20th anniversary of Madonna's iconic, groundbreaking album, Confessions On A Dancefloor.

Now tell the American People how it was Republicans systematically hobbling the ACA at every opportunity since it was passed into law in 2010 that led to the premium increases and every other thing the GOP points to when they say the ACA is a disaster. Tell them that, Karoline.

There's nothing quite like turning 36...for the fifth time.

Where do you think that money comes from? Our taxes. And blue states give more to the government than they get back. It would be a shame if they just stopped sending taxes to the federal government...

Is every tv show shot in documentary style now?