I've never had a roommate before... what do I do? goon when she goes to sleep?

europe is the easiest country to ragebait

its always dpmo and not dpom💔

I hate when couples say, "we're pregnant" Girl I know that man isn't mpreg with you🤨

It pmo to see straight couples where the girl is so out of the guy's league, esp in personality... Like ur gonna look like that and treat a baddie with the bare minimum??

they should make a carwash but for humans.. like what if we just stood there and a machined showered us so we dont have to shower ourselves

Why one nipple hard when other nipple soft?

my source? sorcery.

Everyone wants thick thighs until u chafe them whenever you wear skirts and it swells up 🚬

I love food dancing sensory videos, they itch my brain well

what if a "queef" is actually an exasperated sigh from the pussy at how unfairly women are treated in our society

Chat, I'm kinda not enough

I love tiramisu sm I'm gonna bust in every italian for creating it

If I had a dih I would piss down a mountain or a rlly high building

My forehead is so big I will never not have bangs🥹

why did my ancestors pass down there mental illness instead of money and land

Dw guys... I'm fighting for my life, but I'll come back funnier

Moment of silence for my rejected eyebrow piercing 🙏🥀 (Ill probably take this down bc I don't like the way I look in these pics...)

I'm chronically online, but you're chronically all fine... wanna be chronically all mine?

Relationships are like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth from it♥︎