Which is why it actually *doesnt* work for most people :)

tweet tweet tweet talk talk talk blah blah blah hot take think piece funny meme and then we all die anyways :)

me 2018-2022: "I did a gram of coke alone every night this week but I'm sure it's fine tbh" me earlier today: googles "will drinking two Celcius in a one day kill me"

It's been a privilege bumpin that with you tonight

fair enough

I’m not exaggerating when I say this commercial completely changed my life

i don’t expect a billionaire to lead the revolution or anything i’m just confused as to why one would make a movie about standing up for what’s right at any cost only to literally never stand for anything again

Read my latest short story HERE! velcronoose.wordpress.com/2024/09/13/the…

sir, a second adderall has hit the celsius towers

Bed is definitely where I now belong, but apart from this I also definitely belong to you, thus I vacillate between the two of you. Franz Kafka, 1913.

Shiver Me Timbs-ers (a cold pirate wearing Timberlands)

Just once I knew what life was for. In Boston, quite suddenly, I understood - Anne Sexton, “Just Once”

Bob Dylan voice: how does it feel to be a garden gnome

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

celebrating my bisexuality today even tho i am str8 passing (i quit vaping and doing hard drugs)