normalize giving yourself a foot massage

We are such a funny little species. Some of us collect seashells. Others like to "maximize revenue"

Can we joke about Biden having Covid on here or will Jack Black get mad

omg LOL how much work did he get done holy shit

Just cooked with my daughter and she was sooo happy with how her food turned out. Nothing more satisfying truly

Damn I fully just lost my Fitbit in the ocean :(

holy shit I’m a red witch

methinks my eyebrows g2g

Thinking about how much things have changed in the past 15 years. It’s quite sad.

Brat is about wanting to kill yourself and doing cocaine. do the politicians know that

My dude wanted to run against Biden so badly that he is now producing fanfic

I know I’m a weird messenger to be giving advice, but I truly mean this to be helpful, JD Vance. Fire your whole team. They clearly hate you. This is TV production 101, and they failed it. 1) Someone is supposed to scout ahead and make sure everyone there is interested in being

There’s a dude at equinox who looks just like Correll….

We're all gonna die

Why all these ceos stepping down?

It seems incoherent to say the Republican party is Trump's party, that it existentially threatens democracy, that it will take away bodily autonomy, that it made the disasters in the south worse, that it'd be worse on Gaza than you… then say you're gonna add them to your cabinet

We all know Trump was a hustler, but hustling women out of the rights to THEIR OWN body is nasty work!! Hustling Americans out of their hard earned money by selling $500 Trump Sneakers, $60 Trump Bibles, and $100,000 Trump Watches is even nastier!! Tomorrow he’ll be hustling you

can’t be a real country