@ haha. I just want to eat and go on the orbitot. Lol not at the same time

Hey you should put this paper bag over your head so people can enjoy having sex with you

The beep you never want to hear. sarah jean vatcher

It's funny when you get smacked for someone when really the first hit came from the one they would least expect. Lets play a game of Clue

Don't tell the story if you havnt read the book

Be suttle is not your specialty

Twitter is staus not your diary

Not every story has a happy ending. Oh well. Those books are always more fun to read.

“sarah jean vatcher The awkward moment when you see pictures of your boyfriend with Selena Gomez in Mexico.”

@Kara_Foster : “I’m hungry…” “didn’t you just eat?” “yeah…so?””

“sarah jean vatcher It's not that I'm a quiet person, it's just that I don't give two shits about what you're talking about.”

Subway. Then J&Vs to get some fries.

Locked out of bio

Okay so apparently it's now okay to fart in public.

Some people.....

@Laurentoyota don't you find it kinda wierd how Mona keeps poping in and out of the show just as things get intense. Wonder how she fits in?

@Laurentoyota ya it think she has something to do with whats going on and I think she probably knows something. I just can't figure out what

You can look but you can't touch............ Unless your Drunk!