“They are, and sometimes grey.”

“Yeah, it really kinda does, or a weird kink.”

“You’d be shocked how many often men of this era have that exact kink, it’s alarming.”

“They shame what they consider odd publicly while lusting after it inwardly.”

“So do I, but I’m not sure my jaw would accommodate that.”

“What is this about Banner?”

“He is a male. So what’s your excuse?”

“You smell bad.”

“That’s a lie, unlike my comment on your ... aroma.”

“I don’t look bad. In my human form I’m cute and in my hulk form I’m quite attractive for a hulk. You, however, genuinely smell bad.”

One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them

“I hate the surface works but love a whingey overlaid popstar. He’s a man, you should be well used to his hypocrisy by now.”

“He’s no better or worse than the rest of the men. Happy to take what suits them and ban the parts that don’t.”

“She sounds like my former step-mother.”

“That’s a highly dangerous thing to let someone like me overhear.”

“The toothy woman and I agree.”

“Sometimes this era Earth makes me relate to my mother. I can understand wanting to overthrow it and liberate our sisters.”

Joining the fray #NewProfilePic

“Okay, off-brand my dad, step off. You’re not the best hulk for symbiotes. You’re not even the best hulk general.”

“No:”