Students discussing the essay they wrote with AI

Fired a cruise missile and killed 120 school girls last month btw.

Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Epstein files

We living in the Tubi version of Scandal and I’m not impressed!

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

I did enough cocaine back in my day to know this mf is zooted.

This is how I look when I’m trying to find a cigarette at a wedding

i would bet my life it was over something like he watched a movie one night and started demanding the scientists make him a face/off machine and they told him it was impossible

From now on, any time I’m faced with a minor inconvenience I’m just going to say, “This is why I need a ballroom.”

The White House has assured King Charles that he will be safe during his visit because there are no assassination attempts scheduled today.

Tjis is what happens when y’all continue to vote for people like Greg Abbott, who do not give one solitary fuck about the environment, just the big oil and big tech execs that keep them RICH. #tvxlege

If voting didn't matter, they would not go through tremendous lengths to keep you from doing so.

I would like to send out a massive and heartfelt "fuck you" to every single person who ignored Hillary Clinton's warning about SCOTUS in 2016.

Episodes of Rooster are not long enough. Also, delighted to see that Rory Scovel found his gun. 😅

Meanwhile…. Lindsey Graham:

Looking in the mirror the week before your period:

by creating systems of oppression

Will they host Giuliani’s wake at the Four Seasons? Four Seasons Total Landscaping

“The reason why I take hot showers every day is because it opens up my spores.” My son, the hot shower influencer.