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Milwaukee County just finished the recount that Donald J. Trump's campaign paid for. The result: Biden's lead increased by 132 votes.

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

I’ll be tweeting anyway. Donald T.

On a day for the history books, Amanda Gorman delivered a poem that more than met the moment. Young people like her are proof that "there is always light, if only we're brave enough to see it; if only we're brave enough to be it."

Biden uses a Peloton to save taxpayers $144,000,000 by not playing golf - how about that for a headline NYTimes?

Forget piers walking off. Listen to Alex. He’s superb.

Well maybe he shouldn't be out at night

A container ship has been stuck in the Suez Canal since Tuesday, and authorities say they’ll remove up to 706,000 cubic feet of sand to free the ship. We asked some kids what they would do and here’s what they said. cnn.it/3cpdRMB

if you’ve forgotten how to decline invitations I can help

It would appear I have fucked up.

Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible

Gutted to be missing out on Dublin City Marathon again this year 😩 That’ll be 41 in a row I’ve missed out now.

Me tonight

due to the increase in gas prices a man hanging from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride is no longer a scrub, he is a man making smart financial decisions and I’m intrigued

This sums it up.

Possibly the greatest moment in the Today programme’s history courtesy of Miriam Margolyes.