LOL no. RT if you are an unpaid protester. x.com/MAKeliher/stat…

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY READ THE WRONG ENVELOPE ON NOVEMBER 8TH AS WELL.

Honestly what's most upsetting about the Russia scandals are the inevitable "experimental" college productions of CHESS.

You're the tapps/ You're J. Edgar's mischief/ You're the tapps/ You're a column by Kristof

With all due respect, where do these men (all men?) think they came from? x.com/naral/status/8…

Listening to The West Wing Weekly like a fan! So weird, like I was never on it. Thinking "those lucky bastards..." Time is strange.

I just described answering emails as being a modern day Sisyphus thus confirming my status as a ~millennial~

Sessions is "amazed" an "island in the Pacific" judge can block the travel ban. Just like how I'm "bewildered" a "racist elf" can be AG.

I FEEL ASLEEP AT 6PM AND WOKE UP AT 6AM AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW.

Welcome back queen 👑 x.com/hillaryclinton…

Would be interested in "shut that crap up" tshirt if anyone is making them #TonyAwards2017 #BetteMidler

Hi. Grew up in Salem. The Salem Witch Trials isn't a play. It's The Crucible. The people burning the witches in it were the bad guys. x.com/JackPosobiec/s…

To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou

female doctor // clash of queens on GOT tonight // the ladies in my fictional worlds are TAKING OVER #whoruntherealm? #doctor13

On my 4th Amtrak ride in a week watching the couple that just sat at my cafe car table feed each other donuts. Hi ho the glamorous lyfe.

How has Dany arrived in Westeros, Euron has built 1000 ships, and CERSEI'S HAIR HASNT GROWN AN INCH? #GameofThrones

The BADASS LADY war meeting between Dany, Olenna, Ellaria, and Yara was everything. #GameOfThrones

UPDATE: Cersei's haircut is now a ~choice~ as she is apparently making her HANDMAIDENS GET THE SAME CUT. She is truly savage #gameofthrones

Americans deserve better than a president who can't denounce racism.

Arya's list just keeps getting smaller. x.com/jonfavs/status…