This was the best time of my life

Monday morning 9am from memorial day to labor day

type shit

Few things worse than an adult who pronounces the word especially “eggspecially” or even “exspecially”

I don’t like people who walk like they’ve got nowhere to be and nothing to do please have a plan or move

Percocet & Stripper Joint

Kellianns bathroom Kellianns bathroom Kellianns bathroom Kellianns bathroom

always remember what ever you’re going through will eventually pass and tonight is birds football let’s fnnnnnnn goooooooooo

Playing with the super moon in Galway

Cloudy and raining all weekend. I hope you fall obsessives are f*cking happy now.

me talking to anyone outside of the four people in my daily rotation

California drivers drive like they are currently asleep

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione, Sam Bankman-Feied and Diddy are all in the same Brooklyn jail, per People Magazine.

She so mad, I said merry Christmas and she said thank u 💀

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a great night!

severance has squeezed my brain dry i have nothing more to contribute i lie awake thinking about the days til the next episode monday tuesday severance eve severance day i nod at takes i agree with shake my head at ones i don’t i exist solely to watch the show and nothing more

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because i have a lot going on right now already

It’s time to call for the Butlerian Jihad

it's my birthday tomorrow