gooooob morning. i made a list. of what i would like to accomplish today 7. a big nap 1. maybe get some rest after that 4. sneak in a snoozle 4b. perhaps multiple

Due to the Coronavirus, the Atlanta Thrashers will play the rest of the regular season in an empty arena

Every Pizza is a living thing.

It’s still not too late to sign up for Party Pete’s 3 day party course!

Well if the NHL suspends er after tonight watching a barn burner to ride out on. Edmonton Oilers Winnipeg Jets 🔥 🚨 🏒

PANARIN BREAD 🥖

Rangers absolutely making playoffs

Beers are still cold.

Probably not the wisest way of coping but I am on THE BEER

Playing guitar really coming through here.

Trumps got the Rose Garden we have some fucking cedars and a hay mat down the stairs. Looks like a side street in Old Ottawa.

Since there’s never been anyone in any of our locations who hasn’t had either a communicable disease or psychotic tendencies, we’ll be open during the pandemic. Our employees won’t be there but just kinda help yourself or whatever. Who cares? We’re fuckin doomed. Enjoy Arby’s

The Midnight Society reporting here full episodes of Are You Afraid of The Dark are on YouTube. 🌙

Maybe I should’ve got a Pelaton after all.

Hey March, do you like hospital food?

Alright April just stick it in my ass.

Just observed a swamp donkey jogging with a mask on. You gonna run out of oxygen before you get the Rona.?

Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow it. - Malcolm Wallace 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I'm all for rallying around the flag, but let's not rally around the guy who missed all the red flags.

Come on down to Arby’s where we’re just leaving piles of meat out in front of the store by Vietnam Steve’s refrigerator box shanty each morning during this quarantine Enjoy Arby’s