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I am absolutely going to buy the m&s valentines meal deal for 2 for myself 🥰🍽🍷

almost crying at the fact Andrew was going through his photo book at nursery and saw a picture of me and started saying ‘mummy’?! he has literally never called me by any name 😭

L shaped baths… why’s the biggest bit where the tap is and your feet go? Surely you want the extra space up top so you can stretch out your arms and relax ken? Am I completely missing something?

My carbonara turned to scrambled eggs. So Gino’s pizza it is 🍕

My dad on the Longstone fb page is honestly something fucking else. Just comments things to wind people up, which I can’t stop myself from laughing at but a cringe at the same time

First night of trying to get andrew back into his own bed after too many night cuddling into mine. Already feeling the exhaustion from being up and down all night 🥱

Never got into Uni, Andrew has had a dodgy hair cut… anything else shite want to happen today??

Mars bar ice cream makes everything better

After asking a child at soft play to stop pushing your child, with them ignoring you, is it acceptable to offer the mum a square go?

Facebook memories reminding me of how amazing and long my hair used to be. Also that I used to have my tits on display at every opportunity 😐

Not me who complains about being exhausted at every waking moment, sitting on my phone for 3 hours after putting andrew back into bed 🥰

Before and after! Crying at how stunning he is 👦🏼💙

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Glad I’m not someone who airs their dirty laundry on social media. I’d be here all day 🙃

Every month I make an excel spreadsheet of all my outgoings and try to keep to a budget but as soon as it’s pay day it goes straight out the fucking window and im skint again 💸

The sooner people on the Longstone community Facebook page realise my dad is the biggest wind up arsehole the better. Man loves antagonising people 😅

Why does having a child make you a pure weirdo? Andrew did his first shit in his potty and here I am proud as punch sending pics of it to people 😅

Need to quit my job after last night 🫠