Apple would be crazy not to use them in the next iPhone campaign lmao

people dont stuff themselves in the back of an 18 wheeler when the border is open you fucking animal.

what is a two-way petting zoo “…you pet the animals, they pet you back” 😂😂😂 it’s funny literally every time

the feminine urge to apologize to your therapist for being a bummer

the new yeezys look like a Great British Baking Show challenge gone terribly wrong, like lemon tarts that were meant to look like sneakers suddenly collapsed in the middle and they just brought this to the judging table and cried

“You should join! You might learn a lot.” QUEEN.

desperately need to be better with money but every time i read advice on how i just think “come on, i don’t want to do that”

Glass 1: I am a sophisticated drinker. Glass 6: I am a grape.

pls keke is so funny 😭😭😭

Janshorts

I’ve spent hours on tik tok a day for the past month and I’m here to tell you now: this is the coolest dude I’ve seen on there yet.

Me: Hi yes I’d like a large coffee please Europe:

I’m a simple girl. all I want is a working class revolution, universal healthcare and a ripe summer peach

jason sudeikis, jason bateman, ed helms and will forte being mumford and sons in the hopeless wanderer music video is still my favorite thing in the world.

If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly

If you’re not following Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation then what are you even doing

One of the purest forms of intimacy ❤️

Tostitos Hint of Lime should be called Tostitos So Much Damned Lime It's A Lime Holocaust In Your Mouth All You'll Ever Taste Again Is Lime.