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desk duty is truly as dull as it sounds…

barnes, i know you visited me in hospital. the nurse would not stop talking about it — knew you liked me!

above redwing? got it. you secretly love that little guy so i’m taking that as a large win. good got me scars and hell of a burn mark — next time i’ll be better..

thanks, i appreciate it. coming from someone sam thinks so highly off means a lot. next mission my main objective is not to get blown up — we’ll see how it goes!

actual company over staring at a computer screen for a solid twelve hours? sounds bliss! get over here and annoy the shit outta me.

“got to face it, we’re children of divorced parents.” torres commented a little too cheerfully, pointing over to the cabinet beside him. “help yourself to snacks man; i’ve got a bit of everything..”

biggest tragedy? he’s still not met ant-man.

copy that. not something i plan to revisit, though if anything good come from it, i got quite a few phone numbers off the nurses.

“sounds like i should start practicing my scowl.” amusement lights up eyes while a grin does nothing but grow. “nah, i’m kidding. ladies man back in the day huh? i see it, respect the hustle. ever need a wing man hit me up — and pun totally intended.”

⠀ 　 　 avengers training = 20% pushups, 80% trying not to look impressed. ⠀

“what? hell nah that’s not cool man. i’m totally going to be hunting those down later.”

managed to convince a whole squadron that the wakandans used vibranium to gift wrap sam’s suit.

just have to say it with enough confidence; who they going to get to fact check?

got to keep things interesting in the down time.

“guess i’ll take that as permission to keep doing my thing.” there’s a spark of mischief in his eyes, grin tugging wider. he rubs his shoulder with an exaggerated wince, unhurt. “careful though at this rate you might make me think you actually like having me around.”

“ah, yeah the high risk to national security peanuts! some love their job way to much.”