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calendar_today13-01-2010 07:24:57

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eliotoroboto(@eliotoroboto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you're trying to tell a convincing lie, you're supposed to say 'true fact' so they know how good you are at it.

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It is torture to see people misuse 'grift' and 'shill' every few minutes on here. Billionaires win when you take the meaning out of terms that are directly associated with taking money for being a shit person.

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Andrew Hilary 🇵🇸(@AndrewHilaryUS) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reminder while Kellogg’s is in the news: the reason why a vast majority of Americans are circumcised is because the corn flakes guy convinced a generation of parents that it would stop their kids from jerkin off.

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Yeah, it's hard to find time to use your influence for change when you gotta huff your own delicious farts all the time.

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eliotoroboto(@eliotoroboto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yeah, so according to really smart people, this is how an advanced society destroys a mosque to crush freedom.

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Arnaud Bertrand(@RnaudBertrand) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You can only mine a university like this if it's not an active fighting zone, otherwise you'd bomb it.

Meaning destroying the university wasn't done to hunt Hamas fighters there but instead as part of an effort to destroy Gazan civil society, presumably to prevent the eventual…

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Eggs: over easy (unless it's Benedict, then poached)
Steak: medium rare
Milk: local whole milk from glass bottle
Alcohol: Whiskey or pilsner urquell
Warm drink: double black tea with a lot of whole milk

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eliotoroboto(@eliotoroboto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Is he a kid? What's his angle? President of the Junior college Republicans? He looks like he's barely a high school student, but he's on here like we should see his opinion on shit. Which billionaire is his grandpa?

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Ambassador Majed Bamya 🇵🇸(@majedbamya) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The woman shot dead by an Israeli sniper while holding the hand of a child and trying to get to safety has now a name and a face and a story.
Hala Rashid Abd al-Ati was shot and killed while leaving Gaza City, as her 5-years old grandson, Taim, who had his arms interlocked with…

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a Denim is forever(@denimneverdies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I would genuinely rather have Sean Spicer back than to keep seeing these lazy neolib pricks act like irritated royalty about the deaths of thousands of people

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eliotoroboto(@eliotoroboto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sometimes, I forget there are young adults with opinions they want the whole world to see on this app. Yeah, capitalism has ridiculous schedule expectations, but you know what else does, and has controlled human evolution? The sun.

Sometimes, I forget there are young adults with opinions they want the whole world to see on this app. Yeah, capitalism has ridiculous schedule expectations, but you know what else does, and has controlled human evolution? The sun.
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Can't reply,but dude, that's my 3 year old in a nutshell. We are forced to walk her to preschool sometimes, and it's cold here, and she wears no pants and flip flops half the time. We have no idea what to do our 6 year old was hard but not like this.

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Fucking genocidal shitbag limits replies because she doesn't have a leg to stand on. Dead hostages most certainly get their due diligence in forensic examination. They try to divert attention right out of the right wing playbook.

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I thought it was chief on the sheath, but there's no sheath on onions belt. Meanwhile, my brain didn't think O'Brian and Orion...

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Caitlin Johnstone(@caitoz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sometimes Israel’s crimes are so horrific that at first you don’t even understand what you’re looking at. You just stare at it trying to make sense of what you’re seeing for a bit, like you would if you suddenly saw a space alien or a leprechaun or something.

It happened to me…

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