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I assume this is what ju meant when she talked about the Ukrainians will to resist occupation.

First impression of Finnair waiting in line for baggage dropping because only 2 of 6 booths are working. Afraid to miss my flight although 3 hours before flight at airport.

TIL about Maven Central from Sonatype's Joel Orlina: * 496 Billion requests in 2021 * probably >600 Billion in 2022 * ~54 PB (petabyte!) of bandwidth in 2021 * 8.8 million component versions * 27 TB of memory in an S3 bucket #DevoxxUK

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"Scope creep" is a waterfall concept. You are increasing the scope of an up-front specification/design. Agile doesn't work that way at all. We learn what to build as we build it. We build the most valuable thing next. There is no such thing as "scope creep" in an agile project.

only after getting rid of un-fun things can you add fun things. 1000-line spreadsheets of requirements and laminated architecture diagrams (so they can’t change) and Agile games! and team building! is NOT fun Holly Cummins ([email protected]) #YowLondon

This is it! The moment has arrived where we decide whether to allow Elon Musk to stay on Twitter. The people decide. Retweet after vote please. No loonies

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Alternativ wählen wollender Nationalist fährt mit Nationalexpress und wendet sich an Deutsche Bahn wegen Beschwerde… das Leben schreibt schöne Geschichten

One of my favorite photos I’ve ever taken—a chimney swift flying past a partial solar eclipse

Nächste Woche haben wir spontan einen Knaller für Euch. Josh Long ist in der Region und wir freuen uns, dass wir ihn für einen Vortrag am 16.05. um 19h in Braunschweig gewinnen konnten. Mehr Details unter: jug-ostfalen.de/event/2023/05/…

Big event on a short notice Josh Long will be giving a talk at the JUG Ostfalen jug-ostfalen.de/event/2023/05/… Secure your seat at eventbrite.de/e/bootiful-spr…

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Your company wants "one process to rule them all"? Who do you work for, Sauron?

Die AfD will also Säuberungen im Sinne Stalins durchführen…

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Grmbl , 1. Tag Wacken Open Air und Vodafone Deutschland ist wie jedes Jahr nicht benutzbar.

Hey Vodafone Deutschland bin gerade in Bangkok in einer U-Bahn Station. Meint ihr ich werde in meinem Leben solche Downloadraten bei euch mobil auch mal erleben? Wäre ja schon froh zu Hause über 10Mbit zu kommen.