you should be allowed to run in and pee in all your old apartments

go show ‘em who’s Lydia Tar (to the melody of Legally Blonde remix)

every gen x and millennial father got together in 2010 and decided they legally had to call their sons “buddy”

once I shower and lie in bed with my towel and and watch two episodes (maybe 3) of my show it’s over for you hoes

I want those giant pepperoni from bad Roman and then I want to leave before the terrifying ravioli steak arrives

tasti d-lite is a major character on sex and the city fyi

There is no way Biden hasn’t been spotting a leprechaun out of the corner of his eye all day

my apartment is never cleaner than when I’m supposed to be writing

I never want to go to one of those ice cream stands where they keep taking your cone away and spinning it and shit

it’s crazy how pink + black = paris

HBO today

sorry I’m sooooo full from max brenner’s chocolate bar idk if I can make it tn

I think of him every Mother’s Day….

nan pierce trying to get into that board meeting

Happy Manhattanhenge day to NYC

The iconic Stonewall* of course *in Allentown, PA

my note to every single artist involved in making “and just like that:” keep doing what you’re doing. may it run forever.

Jenna Lyons loving parsley but not dill

In “Stars and Moon” the girl wistfully sings about meeting a man “who left his wife and kids in Portland on a whim” and cites him as an example of someone she shouldnt have blown off… honey… he up and left his family in the blink of an eye u dodged a bullet fuck ur moon

I hate what eclectic grandpa Carrie Bradshaw did to iconic clean girl Natasha Naginsky