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Me rolling up at the press centre next May with a smoking hot bag of fresh shiitakes.

Just checking, is the M11 still brat or have we moved on from that now?

Where better to hide a tree than inside another very slightly bigger tree?

Don’t yuk people’s yum. Don’t yuk people’s yum. Don’t yuk people’s yum. Don’t yuk people’s yum. Don’t yuk people’s yum… … … all the same, it’s good of them to say where they’re going to be so I have ample time to make sure I’m not.

“Birds and bees and apple trees are things.” remains absolutely top-tier among opening lines.

FREUNDE BLEIBEN, WENN NIEMAND SONST BLEIBT! TEILEN GLÜCK UND AUCH LEID! #NationalShoutAFewWordsOfLiedFürEinenFreundDay

As recently as 2017, the League Cup draw was set up so that Championship teams couldn’t be drawn together in the first round, and Premier League teams couldn’t meet in the second. Seeding isn’t a brand new invention.

I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to Basel.

It’s warming my cold, cold heart to watch a whole new generation of old people discovering what happens when demand for concert tickets massively outstrips supply.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE…. LET THE 2025 ICEBERG…. BEGIN! Unless you’re in a territory where it isn’t September yet in which case for the love of god hang fire on the 2025 iceberg for another couple of hours.

If you take a Pot Noodle out of the pot and serve it on a plate, is it still a Pot Noodle or does it become just noodles?

I think “Parts of Frankenstein’s Monster” was one of my better wrong answers watching Only Connect tonight.

I think Russell T Davies once said something like: ’This can never ever happen’ just means somebody needs to spend a couple of minutes writing ‘Oh, actually it can’.

I thought the “The Count of Something Cristo” was going to be Benny. And it wasn’t going to be a very high count either.

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53 years old, and I still check the corners of the paintings for signatures on University Challenge just in case.

So I'm told that apparently a Tapas Bar isn't like a Fry's Five Centres but with cheese, olive, ham and chorizo flavour fillings.

Thunder lighting up the whole sky. Hailstones the size of tiny footballs and clouds the colour of clouds. Exciting!

In the 52nd contest, Serbia became the only country ever to win with its debut entry.

Me agreeing my performance indicators for the next year.