Me watching the #Westworld season finale

Oh bed, where have you been all my day?!

Does anyone else feel like there Apple Watch is always shaming them? *Raises pizza to mouth* “Congratulations, you’ve hit your exercise goal for the day!”

Harley Davidson “Think outside the lane”

My dog is like the TSA of my household. All unattended bags are subject to search, and may be removed or destroyed.

This morning is a double espresso, cold brew, then Red Bull type of morning. #TuesdayLife

Me watching the latest Apple keynote. #appleevent2018

$AAPL's best #blackfridaysale is on it's stock!

Best discovery of the year so far: peanut butter in oatmeal!

Does anyone else feel that the word for palindrome should itself have been a palindrome?

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and put your phone down once and awhile, you might miss it." If #FerrisBueller was made today.

I want to draw but my pencil is charging, the future is weird...

Fiona is an amazingly talented animator and she lost her home in the #ThomasFire. She worked on Land Before Time and Titan A.E. If you loved those films please consider helping her here: gofundme.com/fionaventurafi…

#ThomasFire: Voluntary evacuations for Carpinteria.

101 south between Ventura and Carpinteria this afternoon. Don’t drive this unless you have to. Stay safe out there! #thomasFire

Hey Travis McElroy (Self Parody)! I made a video about 6 ways people can help victims of the #ThomasFire. Do you mind sharing so we can help bring some hope to the Ventura and SantaBarbara counties this Candle Nights? youtu.be/x546yIkLDPQ

I’ve been trying to ignore it since last October x.com/seungjjanggu/s…

Seriously, dropping a trailer for a new entry that nobody knew was coming from an established Hollywood franchise and releasing it direct to Netflix that same day is crazy and awesome.