I feel this. Memes. Songs. All of it. Just got to toss the phone down and walk away

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

Anywhere other than the Opry I should go while in Nashville? Thinking of finding a good hiking spot for Sunday and going to BluebirdCafe

I take my job seriously despite my jokes. When I put a T up for timeout, you know something stupid happened or is about to happen. Why is it SPED every damn time it happens?

Yeah it fucking sucks and hurts bad

well fuck. cleaning and I found a note from my dad from when I graduated undergrad, a picture of my most recent ex, and the divorce decree from my other ex. Not the trip down memory lane I wanted when I was cleaning.

the victims of U.S. imperialism are very excited to humiliate the tools of U.S. imperialism

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA ARRAEZ WILL BE 3-3

First of all…. Happy International Women’s Day

maybe that twitter girl IS the love of your life

Happy international' women's day. Hope the reply guys took care of ya'll today.

One year ago i was on hinge and today i am still on hinge

Yup. Fucked me up.

No shit. And it's something I miss about Houston.

Yuhhhhp. Welcome to the hell that is ADHD mixed with trauma as well

I need to go to more concerts

modern dating convinced people that effort is desperation. it’s actually just interest.

Supposedly I got reported for something and might get deleted. If so, bye.

I could definitely name a couple of these but my ride or dies are definitely my two homeboys from teaching

"Move on, forget about her bro. It's over." Oh gee, why didn't I think of that? Just give me a minute, let me switch off the magical plug that erases all my love and deep desires. Thank you so much for your help!