Joel McHale's wedding photo vs what he looks like now is giving me great hope of being a handsome bastard in my forties

Samuel L. Jackson said eat the rich

Dara Ó Briain being pissy with people is my new favourite thing.

Jon Stewart shouting at a white nationalist, what a great start to the day!

It's insane (and great) that Best Supporting Actor could legitimately come down to this.

No, of course I never played with Barbies as a kid. Those were for girls! I was doing boy stuff, not stuff for little girls. Anyway, as a grown man, here is my review of the Barbie movie, which made me furious because it didn't cater to me.

Nice email from Odeon telling me that my Limitless membership now, in fact, has Limits.

I'm starting to think that Barbie might legit cause a revolution 😂

This is what happens when a stupid person thinks they're good at debating.

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I feel seen/attacked 😂

Devastated to learn we've lost the brilliant Arleen Sorkin. Not just a wonderful talent, but a truly wonderful person. I'm grateful not only to have worked with her, but to have been her friend. 🙏 Sending my heartfelt condolences to her family & loved ones. 💔

Not even looked at, absolute disgrace.

On the stag do of one of my friends from London. The father of the bride is that weird combo of someone who's a bit of a geezer but has done well for himself. He referred to his bottle of Sauvignon Blanc as "Savvy B". I love it.

Northern Trains ( NORTHERN 🚆 )are just generally bad at being a train company. They just really suck at it. (Third cancelled train in a row btw)

‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.