@ebitdaddylbo
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calendar_today10-06-2022 18:14:31
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9 years ago
Twitter Beğeni Hilesi
2 years ago
Why Alexander the Great look like he played lacrosse at Yale and now works wealth management at UBS
8 months ago
“Let’s go out tonight, nothing crazy, just a few beers.” Me at 4 am
7 months ago
When you’re in the uber back to her place and she asks what her name is
Donald trump is the funniest political American has ever seen
Doing cocaine at the Cheesecake Factory with my friends
It’s Friday and pookie is looking absolutely fire
6 months ago
How it feels to ghost a girl after telling her that you may be in love
5 months ago
Rizz
4 months ago
Dinner is served
2 months ago
My kid just turned 4. Happy birthday bud!
“How drunk are you getting tonight?” “Retarded drunk” “How retarded?” Me:
a month ago
Girls are crazy like my bad I was drunk
I would commit war crimes for her
📍 Mykonos
7 am in Mykonos, drunk as fuck, w a blonde Italian who barely speaks English
25 days ago
Until next time Mykonos ✌️
14 days ago
“He uses the word retard”