"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets." - Yogi Berra

"Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of ...

"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If...

"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naïve." - Ogden Nash

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib." - Woody Allen

"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets." - Yogi Berra

"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. The...

"Always obey your parents - when they are present." - Mark Twain

"Respect for one's parents is the highest duty of civil life." - Proverb

"If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent." - Bette Davis

"Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you." - Winston Churchill

"The best training any parent can give a child is to train the child to train himself." - A. P. Gouthey

"Parents must get across the idea that "I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior."" - Amy Vanderbilt

"The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them." - Frank A. Clark

"One of the things that my parents have taught me is never listen to other people's expectations. You should live your own life and l...

"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. The...

"To understand your parents' love bear your own children" - Chinese Proverbs

"Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee." - David Frost

"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." - Oscar Wilde

"Parents must get across the idea that "I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior."" - Amy Vanderbilt