"@SpeakComedy: MONEY, Y U NO GROW ON TREES?"stephen rautenbach #0andtheneighbours!!!

"Bro's Humour: My girlfriend gets mad when I call her my "girlfrien" She wants the D"stephen rautenbach

"Bro's Humour: If a man is willing to shave his legs and chest... He might as well shave his vagina too."stephen rautenbach

The bad news is that time flies. The good news is that you’re the pilot.

"Bro's Humour: Roses are red, and sometimes thorny. When I think of you, it makes me horny."stephen rautenbach hahahaha....

@zan_zandre HA-HA-HA... Hahahaha middle finger middle fingerrrrrr!!!!#teletubby and #barbie...Nicole Meyer @zan_zandre

"Alan Garner: We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity."Elda Meyer

Olympics comittee gave 100,000 condoms to every Olympic village In Vancouver 2010, 7000 athletes finished them within 12 days stephen rautenbach

"Men's Humor: Remember STEPHEN, a condom is easier to put on than a diaper."stephen rautenbach

"@SmokeyComedyy: How you a hoe on saturday but a church girl on sunday ??"..Elbetop hahahaha #justwondering??

"Sarcasm: Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."

"Bro's Humour: Apparently screwing a mannequin is not an excuse to tell your friends you're banging a model, but whatever."stephen rautenbach hahahaha

"Jannika Rothmann: The moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever..Sum1 feeling a lil sori 4 them selves hmm?..#justasking hahaha

"Autocorrects: Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. #SexualPickUpLines"stephen rautenbach hahahahahahahaha

Keep Smiling ya'll..;)* Nicole Meyer @zan_zandre

"OhBarneyStinson: I'm as bored as a slut on her period."Albert de Wet Luan Van Niekerk Alexis

Those scenarios you make up in your head when you start to like someone.