“might fuck around and elevate my expectations”

Why is my family stressing me about buying a house? Ugh

I need someone to politely tell my aunt that JC Le Roux is not Champagne. Thanks.

Does cleaning my room count as a workout?

Why am I bang to message my MA supervisor? Is because I feel like I let her down, for dropping out of my thesis?

“Turns out, I'm living in a horror film, where I'm both the killer and the final girl”

A return for form.

Today… I’m going slow.

Should I get an iPad?

I’m obsessed with tomorrow’s outfit already!

Outfits really cute today, someone take me on date

Not everyone will understand what you’re trying to communicate

Dear Straight People.

I’m actually so mad RN - just though X should know

… with grace

Bites lip

“I’ll be better on Saturn”

If it’s not giving New York Bagel staff energy, I don’t want it. (Warm. Welcoming. Remembering your order. Calling you “my baby.” The standard is high.)

Did I really just take Methylphenidate (Ritalin and Concerta) to lie in bed all day?

The more you stress me the fuck out, the more I want to spend money.