Our BIRTHDAY DROP is FRIDAY APRIL 7TH but our FIRST BIRTHDAY is TODAY 🎂 One year of vintage fantasy butts. One year of orb pondering memes. One year of solo games and dino playing cards and foil-stamped, holographic everything. Thanks for all of it, friends. Here's to year two🥂

[*VIBRATING FEVERISHLY*]

Hey! Freakin #SCORPCORP is coming to Zortland, and it’s up to YOU adventurers to discover their true intent - next time, on Dungeon Battle Karaokeeeee!! 🎤🧙‍♀️🎸🕺👹🦂⚔️🐲 Tix: eventbrite.com/e/dungeon-batt…

2 weeks until our next DBK! Get yer tix today so that you have plenty of time to plan your adventuring outfit. (What can we say, appearances are an important part of a bard’s craft!) 💃💃💃 Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/dungeon-batt…

🌳🌳🌳 IT'S A 4/20 MIRACLE! 🌳🌳🌳 🌳🌳🌳 WE'RE HAVIN A SALE! 🌳🌳🌳 TODAY ONLY, use code BLAZEIT to take 20% off your order. Everything's on the table, including stuff that's already on sale - got something you've been yearning for? TODAY'S THE DAY, MY FRIENDS

We’re pleased as punch to have the incredible Knave of Cups (INACTIVE) & TPK Brewing Co. sponsoring our show. They’re a couple of real stand-up outfits, so check em out! And better yet, join us this Saturday, 6-9, for your chance to win the goods! 🌟📚🍻🏴‍☠️🃏🎷 Tix: bit.ly/DBKshows

In Portland? Wanna check out some cool games? Fun cards? Glittery dice? Wanna just, like, say hi to Ayo? Sure you do! Find us TOMORROW at Ye Olde Whimsical Wonderwood Fair BOOTH 9 from 10am-6pm - we're joining over 40 other vendors along with music, food, tarot readings, and more

Go get you some!!

Spooky season cometh!!! ✨💀🦇 One of these with every order starting TOMORROW