SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK

Bruh you know it’s bad when the Texas Country artists start calling for your head lol

Out of all the things you can think of, this was your concern???

This had to be a fireable comment right!?

FIRE DEBOER

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The 👀 has lost its aura if it really was for nills announcement

Can already see the Mild fans being upset about the confetti.

Who wants to show up to the next Mavs game in Stars jerseys and see what happens?

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SELL THE TEAM

Poetic justice

The penny witnessed the 1st U.S President. The penny witnessed Slavery. The penny witnessed the Civil War. The penny witnessed the Great Depression. The penny witnessed 9/11. But after 233 years on this planet… It never witnessed a Minnesota Wild Stanley Cup.

They hate us cause they ain’t us

Ok. The Colorado captain has been *suspended* four times in his career. Nobody says anything about Landeskog being a dirty player. He’s not. To claim that Jamie Benn has created some kind of culture like that in Dallas is ridiculous. Let’s stop moving the goalposts.

Mikko being suspended is somehow the aves Super Bowl. Living rent free in yalls head

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Even when they win, they still think about us 😂

Absolute Cinema 🔥🔥

When Dallas couldn’t score on a 5 on 3 power play.