Cold calling people for joke reacts and got only one genuine laugh

In a calendar year where police trust is at an all time low, it feels like some constable gave a rousing speech that went smth like: "when you're out there tonight, remember that this is a VIGIL, so stay alert get your fucking boomsticks ready and claim some fucking scalps"

Film critics just don't understand the essence of good cinema anymore. Remember, we want thing and one thing only and that is more extended bat family

Going to the park with people you don't share a household with like

Told you all I was posting regular content on social media now

AN ICON

Indignantly tweeting about thrash

"your third @ has to buy you a McDonald's 😂" - anon (2021)

Spirit altar

Just thought back on the tdon board and had a nice lol at the fact my username was Tom Araya with a picture of a stoned Garfield. On brand

Embrace the meme

Thank goodness it just narrowly missed the transfer window.

Amazing tonight Newcastle. Thank you so so much. Manchester get ready. We are coming to get you….xxxxx

Might turn this account into 'no context educational youtube'

Can't wait for Elon musk to announce he's upscaling ADHD to 4K

Who's line is it anyway?

England can’t be serious about getting a king next 😂 read the room