Why crypto twitter always all at once posting the same generic platitudes?

If you try to snipe a launch with everything you have, you’re a fucking moron.

I think a project that would secure the US water supply would fit in perfectly here..

Keep grinding 🫡

If you don’t have a plan for when to sell, then don’t buy.

If you see everyone on x suddenly shilling the same thing it’s a clear sign to stay away.

👏 man never disappoints

Hot Pockets crisping sleeve

Looks like KOLs trying to get everyone into NFTs now

Is there somewhere I can short $boi after launch? If the answer is yes, you should be very afraid. Not of me. Good luck though, I hope you make it.

This is the new upside down chart joke template

You’re not a real KOL until you can shill $AVAX and make the price go up. 😬

Damn, no black pope. Black Pope Coin going to zero 🫠😅

Don't know who needs to hear this but please don't screenshot your portfolio today.

Are the jeets finally out? 🤔

All thanks to PNUT. That dead squirrel saved my life. Instead of paying off my debts. I’m in another country. With a beautiful woman. Never paying off the gay banks. All my money is in BTC.

Farm

Getting started in MEV? Here’s something that helped me think about DEX arbitrage more clearly. When two AMM pools are mispriced, the question isn’t just whether to arb, it’s how much to trade. Here’s a clean way to solve that. 🧵

Don’t feel bad if you been in crypto for years and still didn’t make it. The guy who begged everyone to buy just 1$ worth of bitcoin 12 years ago is still shilling new scam coins. He clearly fcked up too.