Love that my Apple TV shows started showing me a slideshow of all my old photoshoots. Imposter syndrome spanks me and then my TV randomly reminds me. I’m really like that

CVS charging $23 for TWO CR-123 batteries…. I know yall sell drugs at your store but are yall on them?

Bammas said “Celsius really tastes like drinking a class action lawsuit” and I been laughing for 10 minutes straight lmao.

I want to dress up everyday for a week straight leading up to Halloween this year.

That’s what I keep trying tell people. Once the bottles are popped and the party is over that’s all you have. What we do is invaluable for real. You can never re-freeze those moments in time.

1080p , 24fps is all I need. Keep all that other shit.

Fuck it. Give Tory 12 more years

I’ve always been a lucid dreamer but recently shit has been getting out of hand. Like I woke up from a dream only to still be in a dream, 3 different times in one night.

What a coincidence, I just quit my job. Look at god

I know this is for engagement but if you deadass can’t discern the difference , you’re the dumb one, not us. Impressive yes, convincing no.

Yeah he about to end up dead or this the greatest rollout I’ve ever seen lol

Once I found out her last name was Maraj-Petty. Everything made sense

The amount of AI party flyers I’m seeing for this weekend is insane, pls hire a graphic designer bc them joints look don’t even look right

Found my tribe lol

The spanked the casting this year. The women look outrageous

Ace is me, cause I would’ve introduced myself to Megan the Stallion too. I just kinda sorta gotta say what’s up. 😂

The A in AT&T must stand for “Aggravating as fuck”

“Standing here looking out my window, my nights are long and my days are cold cause I don’t, have you “

Face of the cheating team just admitted they the refs cheated for them.

#LoveIslandUSA is interesting because men and women are watching two different shows. One side sees things different than the other