Pavus: can I get a fen'harhellyeah Fen: fuck. FUCK. why didn't I think of that

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Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's four hours spent with a seaweed deep conditioning mask on his head while he contemplates the week's fuck ups.

//IDRILLA I HAD TO SWALLOW MY OWN TONSILS SO I WOULDNT SCREAM GREMLIN !!!!!

Carb loading to ease the pain of rejection (again). Just call him the Bread Wolf.

//I've since finished watching this and he will absolutely take the comparison

//love you all ... superb you load of funky frogs ... even tho it constantly smells like burning fur in here with all the roasting ...

solas: s(he) be(lie)ve(d) idrilla: he lied felassan: ah yes... he lied... abelas: dump him then fen: sbeve

dread doge

leliana: hey! i'm a lesbian fen: i thought you were orlesian

Abelas stop bullying the egg challenge :(((

He's VERY intimated and feels solas MOVED @ fnhrel should be, too.

//i feel like trying to catch fen'harel was like trying to defeat team rocket, you keep blasting him off but he keeps coming back with more and more stupid plans

//Scooby Doo au where the Wolf Pack pull the evanuris' masks off and are like "JINKIES! looks like it was unchecked capitalism all along!"

//@SolasOrb may be the most wholesome rp account on the PLANET !!!!!! what the HECK !!!!!!

Stares at @SolasOrb. Is taken with a peculiar urge to put it on a pillow when he's not in need of it. Seems like it might be nice for it.

//due to twitters new policy i would like to make it clear that i am in fact a stupid idiot and this account is an authentic representation of me

Itching to bust into Idrilla and Hawke's sleepover with pop tarts and a bottle of vodka, wearing a shirt that says DUMP HIM (crossed out because he suddenly remembered he's him)