“Knees over toes guy” and his consequences have been disastrous for tall lanky guys who just need 4-6 starting strength cycles

11 hours on flights yesterday. Rate my absolutely kino plane movie stack

In 2 months 2016 will be 10 years ago

Me: “Hey Dad look at that cool Porsche!” Dad:

Me and the baddie I pulled by knowing the entire history of World War I and II

There was a period of time when everyone was foam rolling their calves. You’d go to somebody’s house and they’d be sitting on the floor rolling back and forth on a piece of foam like “my calves are so tight.” You don’t see that as much anymore.

Once again emerging from my pit of never posting to state that slop like this is an instant block

Performative male-maxing this fall… dressing cute, phone-free on public transit, writing/reading/sitting serenely in parks/cafés/bars, virtue signaling wholesome male friendships, begging for attention, etc.

Buying a car is so funny because the sales guy is like “yeah, you know these Toyotas engines run forever”. And then the finance guy sits you down and says “look, these engines are pieces of SHIT. Luckily for you this extended warranty is only $8k”

Underrated aspect of this Chicago Bears lore is Green’s voice physiognomy. He sounds like an angry police captain from an 80’s/90’s detective show You don’t hear that voice so much anymore

Costco enjoyers can’t relate

ahhh all of my dishes are on schedule aaahh i have plenty of margin for error ahhh the cranberry sauce is really good ahh ohhh ah

“And then she became Hitl0r and got assassinated by a cup of water. The end”

In a world of menswear posters, this random almost-cowboy's commentary may be the only menswear post that ever made any sense

Gang, we’re so hyped for Bears Packers we have people doing pregame analysis on the ref crew

Clear eyes, full hearts, Bear down 🫡

Made myself a mid century dad snack (Rob Roy + cheese and crackers) and immediately thought of O.W. Root

When your kids hit you with this stuff, they’re basically saying, “hey, I was just trying to remind you in a whimsical way that I’m quite literally a magical being—and your living reminder not to take it all so seriously—and u were too stressed about ‘work’ to get it”. Hits hard

SMH. Wouldn’t even let them be a state at this point