Just watched a grown man sucking his thumb on the A train

Just mistyped 'comparison' as 'comaprison'

What’s up with people in public places watching videos on their phones without wearing headphones?

Bought plane tickets a while ago and chose a seat based on my preference. Now I’m checking in the night before flight and have no seat assignment. Coincidentally there are some seats for sale at $50 a pop, I’m told. Happened to anyone else? Second time for me recently.

Are we going to finally stop saying 2020, 2021, etc, and now just say ‘23, ‘25, etc?

Just did that classic thing where I thought I was in AE but actually I was just pressing 0 over and over in Slack

If you want to hurt a designer, tell them that the layout looks “horsey”. Someone used that word once to critique something I had designed, and I still feel that, years later. Horsey!

ALWAYS: Number Pad Zero NEVER: Spacebar #ogae

Spinning around in circles is the real gateway drug.

Lens Cap app. You have to turn it off otherwise your photos turn out completely black.

It’s always awkward when you meet someone who has a child named the same thing as your cat.

Santa Claustrophobia

Sometimes when I'm having a conversation on Slack, I pretend to respond, then erase what I typed, wait, type something else, erase that, wait ... etc ... just to appear thoughtful.

Hotel rooms should have plants in them.

Most times I wish I could be completely alone in a museum gallery

Going on a trip without posting anything about it on social media feels both strange and liberating

In the future, all cats will recognize that my cat Sebastian was the King of All Cats

Ugh, I went to the supermarket for like 5 minutes this morning, and I STILL have Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer stuck in my head.

Really hoping that one day I will intuitively understand how to put Air Pods back in their case the correct way.