21 sentences that’ll teach you more about fitness than a $83,476 exercise science degree:

Just heard a woman yell “noooo my phone” from inside a porta potty. Wishing her nothing but the best.

I miss the feeling of 2019

Gaslit my sister into believing the restaurant is called “Water Burger” today

She a pick me girl if she listens to Taylor Swift

If you lack discipline, read this thread.

Bro how tf is this not a joke? Mad props for my guy in the gray tux tho

cc’s were invented by nintendo to let you know how fast the races are in mario kart

Thinking bout the time my friend’s bidet broke and I just sat there getting blasted for 17 minutes.

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

What I want to know is what exactly do the AZ girls obsessed with Fall think is gonna happen 🤔

Is a classical music area a bad sign? Asking for a friend

I hate how republican my English professors make me feel 🥺

Not sure how to say this but Track and Field is the Community college of sports

Lactose intolerance is a mental illness

Wondering where all my past Club penguin GF’s are at in life?